This woman of God cracks me up. Please share if you enjoy.

Sidenote: Went to Creflo’s church many years ago and was turned off by the gaudy red seats and tacky interior decor (think they’ve redecorated since). But that wasn’t the worst part. Anyway, I left before the service ended and never went back. The man is an excellent speaker though I must say. Used to regularly attend Eddie Long’s church – Jamal’s current church- but got turned off by some things so I stopped going. (He was also ultra charismatic to the point it was scary). Then, long after, someone convinced me to go to an Easter service. Sat through a bunch of irrelevant stuff like a play and some speakers saying nothing of value, waiting for Eddie to hit the stage. After about an hour and a half (he still wasn’t up yet) I left mid service. And then, somebody driving reckless in the parking lot almost t-boned right into my side of the car as I was leaving! Took that as a strong sign I should’ve followed my mind and never gone back there. And I haven’t since. Ended up joining another false church after that and then finally learned my lesson. Suffice it to say, I don’t attend any churches anymore. 🙂 …Not to say there aren’t a few good churches still out there…

By the way I am no vision interpreter…but regardless whether these specific preachers are actually gonna tell the truth, or it refers to false prophets in a general sense, knowing truth doesn’t get not one person into heaven. (satan and his minions for sure know the truth). Repentance, Love, and Obedience are the keys…

~Siona